Lessons

Here are some hot tips:
If a toddler is throwing wooden bulldozers, duck.
Never read a really interesting article on the radicalism of the American Revolution when you have nair on your legs.
If you actually care about getting a special product, don't send your husband to the store.
Do order the Irish Mint fro-yo.
Never predict the end of the world if you're a religious leader, or if you do at least have a back up plan.


6 more days. Sigh.