On Notice

Typically I try to post about the things that I am grateful for, those little things that make the world a better place,etc. Today, however, I'd like to go over the things that are really pissing me off.
1)The cat vomited on my coupons--seriously where I am going to find another $4 off Splenda?
2)The more I read the less I know about history
3) I can't remember any of the books I am supposed to know. Every time I think about it, my mind goes blank.
4)I've gone a little cross eyed
5)What do I really know about reform movements? Not much? Can I support my claim with twenty books? Don't know.
6)Leo is particularly needy and I just don't have it to give
7)My otherwise lovely husband has let the outside of our house go to pieces, and it gives me a panic attack every time I drive up to the house.
8) The pool once again looks like crap
9)I"m the only one who empties the dish washer, does laundry, cooks, cleans toilets
10) I've read the same kids books until my eyes blur
11)I can't do anything right in the eyes of my child
12)L seems to hate school and is intent on giving me a guilt complex about it, but the fact remains that there is no way I can possibly write a dissertation without having him there
13)My Keens are broken
14)I would really like to be able to wear pants
15)Potty training is not going well
16) I still don't feel good after my bout with the flu this weekend
17)I don't know if the Revolution was radical or not--I guess it depends on who you ask. Like most things it depends on race, gender, class, and religion.
18)I have been drafted to lead another group at church and I just don't feel it. I just think that I will scream if I pretend to be something I'm not--I am an unapologetic liberal feminist who also happens to love the Catholic church and I don't see a problem with that even if other closed minded suburbanites do.
19)Leo is crying when this is supposed to be my little break time
20) I really want him to talk so I can understand what on earth he wants--it's so frustrating when he screams and I have no idea why
21) I don't have a handle on New Indian History (or old Indian History for that matter)
22) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok, meltdown averted